Big Brother 1: Week 1 - Meet the Houseguests/HOH

Hello everyone, and welcome to Big Brother 1.

Uhh..isn't that Chen lady supposed to be hosting this?

This is Total Drama Big Brother. Not her kind.

Eh, whatever.

Let's meet our houseguests!

Meeting the Houseguests
Oh my god!

I'm gonna be on Big Brother!

Oh...that's great...I am too... *disgusted* I'm Amy...

...and I'm Samey!

And we're gonna be on Big Brother!

Oh my! I'm gonna be on Big Brother!

*jumping up and down* OH MY GOD I'M GONNA BE ON BIG. BROTHER! Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY FAMILY!

YEAH! I'M GONNA BE ON BIG BROTHER!

Wow, I'm gonna be on Big Brother. *long pause* Yes!

Oh, what great joy, I'm gonna be on Big...Brother... *rolls eyes* This sounds like so much fun.

Yes! Big Brother, here I come!

What?! I'm gonna be on Big Brother?! ME?!

Yes! Big Brother, baby!

Aw, sweet. Big Brother!

Wahoo! Big Brother, yeah! Momma, I'll make you proud!

OH. MAH. WAHRD. I AM GONNA BE ON BIG BROTHER!!! OH MY GOD!!

Alright, Big Brother. I can't wait to show the other houseguests what I can do.

Wait, wait, wait...Big Brother? Isn't that the show where you're trapped in a house with a bunch of strangers for like, forever? I'M IN!

Aw yeah baby! Lightning's gonna win BIG BROTHER!

Oh...wait...we only have an hour to pack..

*grabs a large pile of clothes*

Thanks Amy for getting the clothes for us!

You're funny, Samey. These are all MY clothes. The rest should be in the closet. *closet is nearly empty*

Oh...

I HAVE to pack my dumbbells, obviously. *drops them in the bag from a high distance* I think I might have ruined the bag. Oops...

*trying to put in keyboard* Why isn't this fitting IN? GOSH! Why is this so difficu- *the keyboard hits him in the face* OW! THAT HURT!

OH MY GAHD SO WHAT DO I NEED TO BE ON BIG BRAWTHER? I had a little one! He's uh....uh....uhhhhhhhhh.... WHO CARES??? Anywahys, I need some clothes, some other stuff...oh I'll just bring NOTHING! I'll just wear the same clothes every dahy, just like I always do!

Welcome to Big Brother 1!

Everyone: *claps*

When I call out your name, you can head on into the Big Brother house. The first 4 to enter are... Lightning, Scarlett, Staci and DJ. You may all head inside.

*heads in*

Oh my god! Look at this HOUSE!! (DR: Oh my god...when we first walk in, the house is just GORGEOUS.) *runs to a bedroom* I CALL THIS ROOM!

*walking behind Staci* Hey, mind if I sleep with you?

Of course! *hugs Scarlett* I'm Staci! *laughs*

Nice to meet you too... (DR: When I first saw Staci, I knew that I needed someone to work with to the very end. So, why not Staci?)

Aw yeah baby! *puts belongings in a different bedroom*

Hey, how's it going?

Lightning is doing amazing! Say, wanna be, uh, what's that word again...uh..alliance?

Um...sure? (DR: I'm not 100% sure how trustworthy Lightning is. I hope he does no harm.)

The next 4 to enter are... Cody, Brick, Eva and Harold. You may all head inside.

*heads in*

Alright! This summer is gonna be AWESOME!

What a nice looking house!

*drops her bag on a bed and the bed is nearly crushed* Hey, so, uh, I guess I'll be sleeping with you freaks.

We're not freaks. Nice to meet you.

Wow! You should really move your stuff off of that bed...what's all in there anyways? *tries lifting it up* Oh boy what is all IN there?

Those are my dumbbells. *easily takes them off the bed* I work out *looks at Staci* unlike you.

EXCUSE ME? Are you calling me FAT?

What? I'm just stating the facts.

Where is everyone? GOSH!

The next 4 to enter are... Cameron, Jo, Noah, and Sugar. You may all head inside.

*heads in*

OH MAH LAWRD THIS PLACE IS BE-U-TEE-FUL! (DR: Compared to back on the farm, this place is a MANSION!)

Looks like there's only one one bed left here. *drops stuff on her bed* Alright, the name's Jo. I will be your friend, but if you dare mess with me you are dead.

Ok, whatever. *rolls eyes*

This is going to be so much fun! I can't wait to know you all! (DR: I don't feel so threatened by these other girls, I think I'll be fine.)

This house is so huge! This is awesome!

*sarcastically* I know, right? Sooo awesome. Woo-hoo. (DR: Yeah, I'm not exactly enjoying my stay here.)

So that leaves the rest of you losers...now head on inside.

Excuse me Chris, but I am NOT a loser. I get paid $50,000 on every show that I appear in that broadcasts on TV.

Just head inside.

*heads in*

This place is complete trash compared to where I live.

We could easily send you home the first night if you miss your mansion so much.

I never said I was planning on leaving soon. *rolls eyes*

Hmph. Whatevah.

Hey, Amy...mind if I sleep on this bed?

Hmm... *examines both beds and pushes Samey away and put her stuff on that bed* ...nope! This bed is better anyways.

Ok, I'll just sleep on this one..

Female subjects, since we all dwelling in the same area for a long period of time, I had a thought process on what we should do. I feel as an alliance would all be suitable for us.

Can you speak English?

*sighs* Do you girls want to form an alliance?

Sure. I got your back as long as you have mine. If you don't I will make sure this house gets you out of here as soon as possible.

I wasn't planning on doing such a thing anyways. (DR: So I got myself an allegiance with these three other girls. One being very...uh...loquacious. The other two being very...vigorous. Get ready for an amazing summer!)

HOH Competition
Houseguests, it is time to begin the first Head of Household competition. Today's competition will be called Hanging Around. You will all hang on to a bar with your legs as long as you can. The last houseguests standing wins Head of Household. The competition begins...now.

My legs are freakin' killing me already!

You're tellin' me! This competition just started and I already want out! *farts loudly and falls off* AHHHHHH! *lands* Oh come awn!

Sugar, have been eliminated from the competition. Please take a seat on the bench. We are now down to 15.

*is slowly slipping off the pole* Staci, wanna come off together?

Yes, please!

*fall off*

Cameron, Staci, have both have been eliminated from the competition. Please take a seat on the bench. We are now down to 13.

This isn't for me. I'm done.

Same here. This competition is stupid. *falls off*

I'll drop too. *falls off*

Cody, Noah, have both have been eliminated from the competition. Please take a seat on the bench. We are now down to 11.

These bars are so stupid. GOSH! I'm out of here. *drops*

I think I'm done too. *drops*

*laughs* These people are dropping like flies!

Harold, DJ, have both have been eliminated from the competition. Please take a seat on the bench. We are now down to 9. *about 15 minutes pass*

Sorry guys, I'm done. *drops*

Samey, have been eliminated from the competition. Please take a seat on the bench. We are now down to 8.

*sweating* Yeah, I'm done. *falls off*

Might as well too. I already outlasted Samey so I'm fine. *falls off*

That's it...I can't take it anymore. I lasted long...enough.

Leshawna, Amy, and Blaineley, you all have been eliminated from the competition. Please take a seat on the bench. We are now down to 5. *about 30 minutes pass*

*wipes the sweat off her face*

Lightning for the win!

This isn't that bad.

I know, right? I could hang here all day if I really needed to.

*breathing loudly*

*accidentally slips off* WHOAAAA! *lands hard* DR: (I didn't need to win right away anyways. I don't want to be considered a threat right away.) Darn...

Scarlett, you have been eliminated from the competition. Please take a seat on the bench. We are now down to 4.

Hey Brightning, how about you step down and I'll keep you safe this week?

I'm not gonna do something that *slipping* du-duu-- *falls off* DUMB! *lands hard*

Oh well, I'm not the one out so...

*slowly slips and falls* OH COME ON!

It's down to Brick and Jo. *an hour passes*

Hey, Jockstrap, just drop and you'll be fine this week.

Honestly?

Uh yes, now drop.

*sighs* Fine. *drops*

Congratulations, Jo, you are the NEW Head of Household!

Yes! *drops* I knew I could do it. I knew it!

Find out in the next episode who Jo will nominate from eviction. I'm Chris, and I'm signing off.